Mild spoilers for the end of A Series of Unfortunate Events on Netflix follow. In his death scene in A Series of Unfortunate Events, Count Olaf (Neil Patrick Harris) actually quotes two poems. The first is a love poem by Francis William Bourdillon called “The Night Has a Thousand Eyes.” This is not a poem he quotes in the original book. But, in both the Netflix show and in the book The End, Olaf’s dying words are: It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, And don’t have any kids yourself.” This is the last stanza of Philip Larkin’s poem “This Be the Verse,” which begins with the lines: They may not mean to, but they do.” You can (and should) read the rest of the poem over at Poetry Foundation, but the cooler, more interesting thing about this poem essentially wrapping up the entire series is that its message is initially about forgiving your parents for fucking up. There’s cynicism at the end of the poem, too, about not having kids. In real life, the poet Larkin never married, and never had children either. But, of course, the real Lemony Snicket, Daniel Handler, is a father. It could be argued that the entire story of A Series of Unfortunate Events is a parable for what happens to children when their parents are either irresponsible or absent. “This Be the Verse” encapsulates that theme in a twisted way, which is why it’s so cool that it’s Olaf’s dying words. As parents, we all know we fuck up. But, we also hope that even if we do, we’d all have children as wonderful as the Baudelaire orphans. At the same time, we should all remember that you can have a kid like Count Olaf, too. Which doesn’t mean that a child doesn’t deserve love! If anything, as the series demonstrates, Olaf didn’t get enough love from his parents, or, later, stand-in parental figures. Which is why when he dies, he thinks the idea of having children is wrong. This fact more than anything might be why Olaf is a villain. “This Be the Verse” is a great poem, but it ends on a note of selfishness. But the beautiful part of the poem — and the part with the swearing — is where parents should focus. We do fuck up. But, if we’re smart, we don’t have to hand that misery down to our children. A Series of Unfortunate Events is streaming now on Netflix. Visit Poetry Foundation for more about Philip Larkin.
